Tism The History Of Western Civilisation Lyrics

You can build an abattoir on Anzac Cove
You can invade Poland, scream, "Death to the foe!"
You can cut the ozone layer down by thirds
Just don't come from the Western suburbs

You go to the disco, the bouncer's a beast
"You go on in," he says to the boys from the East
You gotta stay outside with the common herd
Just don't come from a Western suburb

Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Out West
Just don't come from the Western suburbs

Support the Olympics? What a load of merde
Marry the ugly ug-booted birds
You're the only one who gets what you deserve
Just don't come from a Western suburb

Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Out West!
Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Out West!
Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Out West!
Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Way out West, wa-aay out West Way out West, wa-aay out West

You can get your education down at the Tech
You can never have heard of the proletariat
Never been there, of course; it's what I'd heard
I never came from a Western suburb!

Way out West
Wa-aay out West
Way out West
I smell...I stink
Wa-aay out West
I got nowhere I can recover my youth
Way out West
{I'm so ugly cover your eyes?}... (continues inaudibly)
Wa-aay out West
Way out West
Support the Olympics? What a load of merde
Marry the ugly ugg booted birds
Wa-aay out West
You're the only one who gets what you deserve
Just don't come from the Western suburbs
Way out West
You can get your education down at the Tech
You can never have heard of the proletariat
Wa-aay out West
Never been there, of course; it's what I've heard
I never came from a Western suburb!