Tism I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford Lyrics

Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-dah-da-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do

My hair ain’t boofed or blonded; my T.E.R. was so-so;
Won’t never score a hundred, or ever win a Brownlow;
To be something, is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn’s captain are connected (sort of).

I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who
rooted a guy who rooted a girl
Who rooted Shane Crawford!

Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do
Dooo-dah-da-da-do
Dooo-do-do-da-do

Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near
my Mum’s
I met the Gallagher Brothers - though not the famous
ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift
I had dinner at Warney’s - but that’s just an urban
myth

I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who
rooted a guy who rooted a girl
Who rooted Shane Crawford!

Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dadah
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy; I told her that I liked her, though didn’t call her
Mond’y -
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don’t knock back
a win,
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that
“You’re in!”

Ain’t never had a lesbo; nor two-girls-at-one-time did;
But this I’ll always have to impress me wife and kid.
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter.
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a
splinter.

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