M.i.r.v. Cup Of Coffee Lyrics

Danny Weedsmoke went to Woolworth's
Got his picture on a t-shirt
Simple pleasures fill his heart with
Glee
With a hole in his cap bill
Pipe attached to get his lungs full
Doubles on his pose as he says 'cheese'
'No flashes on stage if you please'

Under the big top it's a three ring circus
With revolving casts of characters
Enjoy the tate of pink popcorn
Mixed with the smell of dung Just like a cup of coffee
Bitter yet satisfying
I know when my time comes
I hope to say... It was a hell of a ride

Charles so careful picks his poison
Just like Cy Young's bag of rosin
A better friend I'm sure I'll never meet
"Here's to you and here's to me
Hope we never disagree
If we do, screw you and here's to me"
Sage advice I'm sure you would agree