M.i.r.v. Pipe Wrench Lyrics

Don't be afraid, body
alterations aren't that
painful (laugh.)
Oh yeah, don't get bored, I
don't want you to get
bored
Why don't you just have a
seat. Why don't you sit
down, God damn it!
I think I got something to
say (laugh.)
There's something I wanna
tell you.
The first time I did this
kinda thing, I was a little
nervous too.
You just gotta take it in,
just relax.
Just relax and enjoy it (laugh.)
Well, this kinda reminds
me of when I was in, what
was it, uh... Junior High
School (laugh.)
In Oklahoma... now that's
a place where you can
relax
I was, well, there was
Babyon's Bat, That guy
could swing a bat.
They had these things
called licks, I loved licks.
They'd shave off, they'd
shave the corners, wasn't
no corners,
but they'd shave off a bat
and make it flat