M.i.r.v. Jerky Beef Lyrics

Are ya hungry.
Coughs
Down this way they got
some good ones
Coughs
How long haven't you
eaten, Oh oh there goes
one, there it goes
Sonsabitch! Hit 'em Jeb, hit
'em!
There he goes! There he
goes! There he does! Oh
ohhh, Ya stupid bastard.
Eeyehhey!
No wonder you're so
dumb...
Shouldn't be callin' me
dumb.
Alright, o.k., you got 'em
Now let's take 'em back.
You start the fire. You still
got that old lighter?
What the hell you talkin'
about, Jeb?
Yeah, this one's a bad one,
cause he's so fat ya see.
Sniff it!
No don't sniff it, ya just eat
it, ya dumb, dumb, de dumb
dumb.
Just give it a sniff!
Now you know every night
... have you been hearing
that racket coming from
Tube Number 6?
Jeb, just give it a sniff!
Now, I'm not gonna sniff
the rat, now. Have you
seen those kinds playin that
music...
Arrggww
...Way down in Tube
Number 6? It's just terri-
ble. And you know where
they play? They play in that
thing called something like
cos-cosmography or
something like that.
Are you gonna sniff it or talk?
Oh Oh! There goes another
one!
Sonsabitch!
Would you just quit
swearin' and try to get
dinner, please.
OHHHHHHH! There he does!
There he goes! There he
goes! There he goes!
Oh, You almost got 'em
This vicious one bit me!
You got 'em. This is a
terrible place. Well any-
way, you should see this
place uptown.
Coughs.
It's terrible. It's terrible
they, these kids, they try
to get into this place and
shave their nose off, and
their face off, and it's just
incredible, you know, I
woulda never suspected
that things would come to
this.
Where's the jerky beef?
And they rehearse down in
that tube down there.
When was the last time
you had jerky beef, Jeb?
Would you just quit you..
.
'Member jerky beef
... quit your jabberin',
and just, just... can't you
have a civilized conversa-
tion?!
I'm sorry, Jeb. I could sure
go for some of that jerky
beef, though.
Have you had your fill, or
do ya need another one?

Zuort:
Roy number one. You have
been selected to play the
Cosmodrome!