Ivor Biggun The Pussy Song Lyrics

My girl has got a p*ssy
She keeps it hid from view
And everywhere that she goes
That p*ssy goes there too
It dont drink milk or wash it's face
It dont even purr
But its got lovely whiskers and lots of ginger furr
A week ago last tuesday
I come home from the pub
I said "Where that little p*ssy thtI love to stroke and rub?"
But p*ssy wasnt willing and it was plain to see
Someone had already stroked her
And that someone wasnt me

And.
Somebody else is stroking, a p*ssy I thought was mine
Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
Cause somebody else is stroking the p*ssy I thought ws mine p*ssy x6
p*ssy x6
p*ssy x6
p*ssy x6
p*ssy x6

I loved that little p*ssy
It filled me with delight
but now I never see p*ssy all day
And it stay out late at night
Some siamese or persian
Who shattered all my dreams
It tiggled her nose like I once did
And he fills her up with cream

*miao's*

Where are ya, ya f*cking cat?

Somebody else is stroking, a p*ssy I thought was mine
Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
And now my heart is broken
I'll kill that filthy swine
Cause somebody else is stroking the p*ssy I thought was mine

p*ssy x6 (Repeat until fade)

There you are, you bloody animal!