Ivor Biggun I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover (live) Lyrics

I have a dog his name is Rover
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Rover
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Rover
When he sh*ts he sh*ts all over
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog his name is Fritz
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Fritz
He sh*ts and sh*ts and sh*ts and sh*ts
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog he's as big as that
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog he's as big as that
Ee by gum!
I have a dog he's as big as that
He got diarrhoea and he buried the cat
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog with a triangular r*ctum
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog with a triangular r*ctum
Ee by gum!
I have a dog with a triangular r*ctum
Toblerone's shoot out when you least expect 'em
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a big, f*cking great big rottweiler his name is
Jim
Oh my goodness!
I've got this f*cking great big enormous Cyril Smith
rottweiler he's got balls on him like 150 watt lightbulbs he goes
'round sh*gging carthorses
His name is Jim
Ee by gum!
I've got this f*cking great big rottweiler his name is
Jim
And where he sh*ts is entirely up to him
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a little chihuahua his name is Cliff
Oh my goodness!
I've got this teeny-weeny little chihuahua his name is
Cliff
Ee by gum!
I've got this teeny-weeny little chihuahua his name is
Cliff
His t*rds are small but they don't 'arf niff
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
Ee by gum!
I have a dog his name is Solzhenitsyn
And mine is the house Solzhenitsyn sh*ts in
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
Oh my goodness!
I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
Ee by gum!
I have a dog he's a big Great Dane
He wipes his a*se and he pulls the chain
Sh*t all 'round the room, me boys
Sh*t all 'round the room

When was I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover (live) released?

I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover (live) is first released in 2000 as part of Ivor Biggun's album "The Fruity Bits of Ivor Biggun" which includes 16 tracks in total.

Which genre is I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover (live)?

I Have A Dog His Name Is Rover (live) falls under the genre Novelty.

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