Bob & Tom You Can Be Mean To Me Lyrics

You can be mean to me
Mean as you want to be
Just say anything that you like

You can be nasty and caddy
cruel and unusual
twist my nose with your fingers
trip me while i carry liquids

And as you pin me down
my arms right on the ground
as your spit drips into my face
deep in the back of your mind
remember at some point youll have to fall asleep

And when you fall asleep
into your room ill creep
did something move in the dark neath your bed
and then a voice you hear
its calling loud and clear
a voice that is you own
a voice thats saying "aaaargh" theres thing that one can do with bengay
naire and superglue
a package of indellible dye
why would a guy
such as i ever buy
indellible dye
blue as the sky
don't ask me why

this catalouge i found
sells roaches by the pound millipedes
centipedes too
They say the meek shall inherit
because they stay up late and change the will

And when you fall asleep
into your room ill creep
did something move in the dark neath your bed
and then a voice you hear
its calling loud and clear
a voice that is you own
a voice thats saying "aaaargh"