Todd Barry Sugar Ray Lyrics

I open for bands sometimes, people I do. I got an offer to open for this band Sugar Ray. Thank you hipster laugh. Extra loud hipster laugh. Oh my god, and he's got black rim glasses. That's a good attitude to have, shitting on people who are laughing. Hey if you're gonna laugh loud at my jokes, guess what! There's a price to pay. Just giving you one warning sir, no more loud laughter while I'm recording a f*ckING comedy album. Anyways, I could have opened for Sugar Ray at this casino in Connecticut, and I turned it down, but then I regretted it. Man a killer casino crowd, then of course after the show, hanging out with Sugar Ray. For the world's most awkward evening, walking around a casino desperately trying shit to talk about. Todd, what's it like playing a comedy club? I don't know, what's it like playing a state fair. Probably similar I'm guessing. Same food I bet.