Todd Barry England Lyrics

I was in England, that place tested my hygiene issues. You can to a nice restaurant in England, you go to the bathroom, there's a little cloth towel hanging on a towel ring. It's oh, did I accidentally wander into the Chef's apartment. I'm going to wash my hands properly with soap and water and then dry them after a guy who did the quickie rinse. And then get E Coli all over my crumpets. What a perfect accent that was. I'm one of those guys who does accidents. Seriously. Like a lot of Hugh Grant movies if he get laryngitis, I dub in his voice. Cause I do accents, know what I mean?