Todd Barry Leftover Food Lyrics

Guys living in New York City, it's f*cking great huh? New York yeah. Exact city I just named. A lot of psychic energy in this crowd tonight. If you go out to eat in here New York City, or any big city, you get a little bit of leftover food this is what you do with it. Give it to a homeless person, then you feel like a hero for the whole night. Guy comes up like “Hey can you spare some change for some food” You're like “Change for some food? Tonight is your lucky night pal, honey hand me the bag” “Sir look what I got for you, two icy cold leftover onion rings. They're delicious man, I just ate a thousand of them,” So you give the guy the food, you walk away, but you have to turn around because you have to wanna watch him eat it. Only to find out, he's dumped it on the ground, he's wearing the container as a hat.