Toby Turner Assassins Creed: Literal Lyrics

Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle!
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaade.
And people say rome wasn't build in a dayyyyy-AH
(BLOOM TRANSITION)
The birds get the hell out of there...
Because they know something's going down...
Is he gonna die...
NO, it's a medium shot
Paaan, zoom, and slo-mo means he's the target-
Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance).
Take a second to look awesome,
Time to go.
Walk in slow-motion so you still look awesome,
Guard just saw you and he's gonna shoot you,
But don't mind him just keep looking awesome that shadow will take care of him,
WHITE!!
Guard says "STOP!"
Just kill him with your awesome.
The other got hit by an arrow so you're good,
PART THE RED SEA!!
Hopefully those guards have good armor,
No they don't,
Maybe they do...
THEEEEY DOOONN'T! Now act like you didn't do it,
(They're not buying it)
Target comes out of his shelter,
He's distracted by a feather,
He's like "SHOOT ME!",
He likes feathers,
He looks up when he remembers...
"Ooh, I LOVE birds!"
Nod at the bird and people die,
Everywhere people die.
Target doesn't die,
HE'S FINE!!!
Target sends horsemen to die.
KILL THE HORSE,
The rider falls down,
KILL THE RIDER,
The rider falls down...
Target's still fine.
Target nods and some other guards
That were hiding in pillars
COME OUT!
And then take their formation
Then target pulls out his sword
Then goes to smell his sword
(Not sure why!).
Mysterious hooded man joined by,
Other, hooded people!
YOU'RE NEXT!!
RUUN-NING!!!!
RUUUUUUNIIIING!!!!!!
SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!!!!!