Toby Turner New Years Rap (A Couple Of Guys In Hawaii) Lyrics

We're just a couple of guys who are wearing visors in Hawaii
Now we're having a candlelit dinner waiter brought me Ahi
I said Mahi Mahi not Ahi but I bet that's a common mistake
When you take the order from a guy who stutters when he orders tuna steak

They freaking sound the same!
Why they name the fish like that?
Never mind lemme get to the point of the song
This fish steak tangent got me side tracked

We're a couple of guys on Hawaii
There's nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii
We're wearing beach shorts, sitting out enjoying the weather
We're spending New Years in Hawaii
New Years Hawa-ii with a guy he just my friend that's it, uh!

What you think about New Years Eve tradition?
Midnight happens, people start kissing
That's a tradition we'll be missing Cause we are just friends
Maybe later we will talk to some honeys
Buy them some drinks with our money
But first we wanna count the stars
And trace them with our hands

Tell me why a couple guys looking up at the sky implies anything
Over than a deep deep friendship
Look me in the eyes and tell me why why
Tell me why why why wicka wicka wa why
Just a couple guys in Hawa- wa wa Hawa- wa wa wa wicka wicka wa wy
It's getting pretty cold if I told you I wanna hold you what that be too bold? Come here.

We're a couple of guys on Hawaii
There's nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together
We're a couple of guys in Hawaii
We're wearing beach shorts, sitting out enjoying the weather
We're spending New Years in Hawaii
New Years Hawa-ii with a guy he just my friend that's it, out!