Having children's noble, but boy, are they a bore
Making art is special, but f**k, is it a chore
Righting wrongs are needed, but your'e up against it
Making money's mercenary, and losing it is unfair
Some solve the world's problems over a good red,
At smarmy dinner parties with serves of garlic bread
But when your life's a shit heap, there's only one
You solve the pain of remember-what was i saying again?
"Neck it!" screams your girlfriend;
"Neck it!" screams your mate
"Neck it!" screams your conscience:
Peer group pressure's great!
You might be good at nothing,
But you can be a star when you neck that f**king
bottle-neck it for Australia!