TIM HAWKINS


Colonoscopy Lyrics

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife
you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life
but you do knew this day was coming
it was always meant to be
your doctor says it time to have a colonoscopy

chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure as everyone can see
your number's up, it's time to take one for the team
it's right there on the schedule
colonoscopy

there is a preparation that you should know about
you'll have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
they'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
and honestly I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride

Chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
you can't get away from
colonoscopy

it's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun
but now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done
it's not an ordinary, typical exam
you lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree
never underestimate how thorough they will be
it's time to take your medicine
colonoscopy

Correct these lyrics

Watch Tim Hawkins Colonoscopy video
Hottest Lyrics with Videos
a48f83bbf9789dac0edf2233cabe41a9

check amazon for Colonoscopy mp3 download
these lyrics are submitted by Katie
these lyrics are last corrected by DarkZeta

Record Label(s): 2011 Tunafish Productions, L P
Official lyrics by

Rate Colonoscopy by Tim Hawkins (current rating: 8)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Meaning to "Colonoscopy" song lyrics no entries yet
required
capthca required

Characters count
: min. 50 characters