Tim Hawkins Colonoscopy Lyrics

You have some lovely children and a lovely wife
you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life
but you do knew this day was coming
it was always meant to be
your doctor says it time to have a colonoscopy

chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure as everyone can see
your number's up, it's time to take one for the team
it's right there on the schedule
colonoscopy

there is a preparation that you should know about
you'll have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out
they'll take a certain instrument to take a look inside
and honestly I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride Chorus:
oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease
stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze
you can't get away from
colonoscopy

it's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun
but now you're turning 40 so you know it must be done
it's not an ordinary, typical exam
you lay down on a table and then "Thank you ma'am"

oh colon, colon
colonoscopy
a wonderful procedure I'm sure you will agree
never underestimate how thorough they will be
it's time to take your medicine
colonoscopy