Taintstick Apple Juice Lyrics

Hey Dude
You're cool
I really think you are
Do you feel like
Grabbin a quick bite
And rollerblading in the park?
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
I ain't fakin I love Clay Aiken
And Teddy Bears and what Paris wears as well

(Chorus)
I like Parties
And Beer
And I think that I'd like you
To get started
Right here
Let's get some Applejuice

(Verse 2)
Hey Man
There's a flower
We can sniff for hours and hours Or instead
I'll give you head
If my mom catches us
We'll both be dead
Tell me more
All the things that you like best
Like Fall Out Boy, AFI, and Ryan Seacrest

(Chorus)
If you like Parties
And Beers
They why don't I do you
And we'll get started
Right here
Let's get some Apple Juice
My penis
Your rear
I'll wipe off all the pooh
It's your chance to
Come out queer
COOL!
Let's get some Applejuice