Starbomb Intro Lyrics

Hello everyone,
I am Egoraptor
and welcome to the first album of
STAR BOMB!!
A holy-sh*t amazing new band
I've created with this guys:
Ninjasexparty
Hello, my name is Danny Sexbang
I'm the lead singer of Ninjasexparty
That band he was just talking about
And this here is Ninja Brian
Say hi Ninja Brian
Fantastic!
Now, before we begin annihilating your f*cking soul
With tasty-*ss jams,
We'd like to say that we don't own the rights
To the characters that we parody on this album
Like hmm... Zelda or Mario Or huh. Metroid girl. Samus! That's her.
But it is parody, which means according to the exact text of the law
*clears throat*
The fair use of a copyrighted word, including such use
By reproduction and copies of phonorecords
Or by any other... f*cking means.
specified by that section
For purposes such as
Sh*t like critism, comment, teaching, scholarship or researsh
Is not a goddamn infringment of copyrights
I guess what we're saying Nintendo:
We love you
Thanks for not suing us
NOW LET'S COMMENCE THE ROCK