Regretroid Lyrics

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy metroids
When she wasn't totally pissed she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding
-What! ?
Er... nothing I was just saying that you're brave
Um, ok, hey, look over there, haha, it's Kraid...

I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die mother f**ker
I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole
And then you'll go down easy
Then you'll be digested
And converted to feces!

I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes,
And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs,
And your pillowy lips and -wait, you're not a guy?
-Is that a problem, you f**k?
Er... no, prepare to die!

Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight,
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight
And Kraid said "No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake,
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked"
But Samus said: "What pisses me off most in this world,
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl,
So do me a favour and take your cakes and your pies,
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes."

Stop treating me like I'm a sex object,
My other friend's a woman but she gets respect
-Yea Kraid! You never talk to me that way!
-Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge disgusting brain?
Get the f**k off my planet this is your last chance.
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants.
That's it, you're all f**king dead.
What? This room feels stuffy,
By the way do you like puppies? HERE'S A BASKET OF PUPPIES

-Whoops, killed the puppies.

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Songwriter(s): Leigh Daniel Avidan, Brian Alexander Wecht
Record Label(s): 2013 Leigh Daniel Avidan
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