Constipation Lyrics

A Complicated Song

Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.

Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said, "take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,"
So then I faced

Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the
Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for

Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench
and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon
No, no, no.

I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never
would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have
kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is
No, no, no.

(no no)x11
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...

Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really
hate it.
It's such a drag now.
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't
belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were
No, no, no.

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Record Label(s): 2005 Universal Music Australia Pty Ltd

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