Dr. Everett v. Scott From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain
 
Criminologist But he never caused her nothing but shame 
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk
 
Criminologist He was a low down cheap little punk 
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a ride 
 
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
 
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy 
 
Janet Weiss Makes you cry 
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did 
 
Columbia Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads
 
Chorus What's it say? What's it say? 
 
Eddie I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
 
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
 
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy 
 
Janet Weiss Makes you cry 
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did 
 
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife
 
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy 
 
Chorus Whoa ho ho 
 
Janet Weiss Makes you cry 
 
Chorus Hey hey hey 
 
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did 
 
Chorus Eddie