Rocky Horror Picture Show Planet Schmanet, Janet Lyrics

Dr. Frank-N-Furter How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott This way! This way!

Riff Raff Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya


Janet Weiss My feet! I can't move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!

Brad Majors It's as if we're glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss Oh, we're trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter It's something you'll get used to A mental mind-f*ck can be nice


Dr. Everett v. Scott You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device


Brad Majors You mean

Dr. Everett v. Scott Yes, Brad
It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself


Janet Weiss You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up


Criminologist And then she cried out

Janet Weiss Stop!