Robyn Sexistential Lyrics

[Verse 1]
f*ck a app, I need me some IRL
I'm on the clock, just give me your ASL
f*ck a Plan B, baby, it's no big deal
I'm already ten weeks in maternity
f*ck a single mom, I'm not judgmental
In my sweatpants, in some juicy hentai
f*ck a therapist, it's not mental
I need philosophy, this shit is existential

[Pre-Chorus]
So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, "Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?"
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a boner
She like, "Yeah, wasn't he great in Don't Mess With The Zohan?"

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear somеthing nice and push
Is existential

[Refrain]
f*ck a app
f*ck a singlе mom (Shit is existenti—)
f*ck a Plan B, baby
f*ck a therapist
Shit is ex—

[Verse 2]
I've been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive shit I don't need
Bossy, bad, and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

[Chorus]
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Is existential

[Verse 3]
My body's a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker's got twenty in the clip, ready to fire

[Refrain]
f*ck a app
f*ck a single mom
f*ck a Plan B, baby (Babymaker's, ma-ma-ma-makers)
f*ck a therapist

[Chorus]
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Shit is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This shit is existential