It is really very simple 
Just a single pulse, repeated at a regular interval 
Mmm, hmm 
Don't include me out, no 
Don't include me out 
One time for the records and the hits 
Two for your money-maker, shake, boom 
Three times for the lucky and the dead 
One time for the sorry and safe 
Two for the beggar and his company 
Three times for the sinner and the saint 
Yeah, bow down all you wicked and the vain 
Bow to the miracle, the em, na, na 
Three times and the devil will be gone 
One time for the fire, bring it on 
Two for the boogie, gotta bang the beat 
Three times for the ladies, show me some love 
Talking 'bout everyone, every day, all day 
And if your world should fall apart 
There's plenty room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Don't include me out 
And if your world should fall apart 
I still got room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Don't include me out, d-d-don't include me out 
All hail to the mamas who hold it down 
Hail to the pillar of the family 
This one's for the granny, take a bow 
One time for the crazy and the bent 
Come on, all you trannies click your heels for me 
All praise the fugeses and the gems 
Talking 'bout everyone, every day, all day, oh yeah 
And if your world should fall apart 
There's plenty room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Just don't include me out 
And if your world should fall apart 
I still got room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Don't include me out, d-d-don't include me out 
Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits 
Doing whatever and with whoever they like? 
Can I get a beat, beat for all of my watchamacallits 
Doing whatever and with whoever they like? 
Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits 
Doing whatever and with whoever they like? 
Can I get a bam, bam for all of my watchamacallits 
Doing whatever and with whoever they like? 
I'm talking about everyone, every day, all day, hey 
And if your world should fall apart 
There's plenty room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Don't include me out 
And if your world should fall apart 
I still got room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out 
Don't include me out 
And if your world should fall apart 
There's plenty room inside my heart 
Just don't include me out, hey, hey 
And if your world should fall apart 
I still got room inside my heart, yeah 
Just don't include me out, hey