Key Of Awesome One Thing Lyrics

Niall: We’re impossibly cute
Louis:In tight trousers and suits
Liam: Tabloids say that we’re gay
Zayn: And gay horses eat hay
Harry: (Hey)

Mark: These blokes aren’t so bad.
Cheeky British lads
Damn this song is mad catchy
Hey Todd, don’t you agree?

Todd: Something’s wrong with Mark now.
Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
Mark: (They’re Salmon)
Stasia: Because he’s into One Direction now
Mark: I just like this one song.

Mark: So get off get off get off my case
Stasia: Quit staring at that kid face
Mark: Look I don’t know what the big deal is
If I like this one song
And the rest of their album
Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to

Liam or Harry: Hey girls for this next tune
Niall: We’ll need some help from you
Zayn: Who knows all of the words

Mark: Ooo – I know them for sure.

Liam: Sorry but your too old
Louis: And you just knocked over several kids
Niall: Maybe he could buy us beer though
Zayn: And tell us what that one thing is. 1D:Ok, old man come join our boy band.
Mark: Great
When do we run in the sand
1D:Put on this tie and this emo wig
And lets do that leg thing

Mark: Oh, I hate to be a party pooper
But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It’s I want it that way.

Mark:Cause I want it that way.

Zayn: Oh no! He cracked the code
Harry: He remembers cause he’s old.
1D: You must die for what you know.

Mark: You got those wand things

Todd: You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend
Stasia: You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband.

Todd: Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing
Harry: Oh god that is disgusting
Zayn: I don’t even want to know what that is
Liam: I think it’s that One Thing.

Mark: Thanks Todd, and Stasia you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys.
But there is this other band that I dig
They’re called: THE WANTED

Mark:You’ll like The WANTED

Todd: Cool.