Key Of Awesome Payphone Parody (Game Of Thrones) Lyrics

payphone parody by Key of Awesome (game of
thrones)

watching Game of Thrones
I haven't left home
told everyone that I have the flu
it's an obsession, I'm filled with
depression
'cause it's the end of season two

now, my, friends all tell me
that I've lost, my grip on real-i-ty
they tell me it's just a nerd show
but dragons are real to me
someday those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne you
won't be allowed in our house

don't call me at nine
on a sunday night
I don't care who died
I'm filling my mind
with sword fights and quests,
horse lords and incest
when Ned died I cried

watching Game of Thrones
it's like a black hole
wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
magical kingdoms with naked women
and none of them have silicone boobs
and if the seven kingdoms did exist
I would drink and party with that imp
viserys had gold poured on to his head
he's no f*cking dragon now he's dead

ouch

I'll sick my direwolf on ya
if you get in my way
he's actually a chihuahua
but he'll still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
to put the rent in the mail
that's right I still pay my bills, 'cause
Lannister's repay their debts

I'm joining the knights
watch it's my birthright
I'll stand guard for white-walkers
in the snow
this wall kind of blows
no hot girls, just bros and old crusty guys

watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for Jon Snow
it seems like he's always getting screwed gave up on Mad Men
'cause, nothing happened
except for when Don's wife sang Zou bisou
the Lannisters all look like surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister
she's a bitch
no one knows that King Joffrey's their kid
except for maybe Peter Dink-a-lage
this is his best role

(rap)
This is nothing but nerd shit
you better get a damned grip
and go outside and get some fresh air
get your fat butt un-stuck
from that chair, you ain't a dragon slayer
just a loser in your underwear
wait a second
did i just see a pair of boobs
if you don't mind imma chill for a few with
you, dude
why is that girl pretending she a boy yo?
oh shit that witch just gave birth to a
cloud of smoke
how did that hot naked blond chick survive
the fire
isn't that Mayor Carcetti from the Wire?
I apologize for being so shitty before
this show is Lord of the Rings
but with titties galore
but I'm not sure who I'm supposed to root
for
I like Rob Stark, but I like the dwarf more
call my manager and cancel my tour
I gotta read A Storm of Swords

Oh, Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy
til you had those two kids barbequed
winter is coming
I'm not sure what that means
but you can bet it's probably bad news

I'm not playing music anymore
from now on you can just be Maroon 4
next time they do The Voice
I won't be there
Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair

'cause I'm stuck in Game of Thrones