Key Of Awesome Die Young Parody Lyrics

Just play those four chords from that Flo rida song
There used to be different hits now we recycle one
and play it ad nauseum
None of my fans give a damn cus they're stupid and
young
(dumb dumb dumb dumb young and dumb)
Their brains have gone numb
(numb numb numb our brains are numb)
Cus thinking is dumb
(dumb dumb dumb dumb books are dumb)
Do what I say every day, and your gonna die dumb
Let's chug some rum with our bums, and make sure we die
young.
Back Yard Wrestling
Falling off of balcony's
Tweet your twat. Text and drive.
Drinking vodka through your eyes.
Ain't got no weed but we got plant fertilizer. (YOLO)
Can't get no beer so we drink hand sanitizer (Oh no.)
Screwed a ghost cus I'm such a freak
Or maybe it was some dude in a sheet
I dress like a truck stop whore
Your daughter loves me, and she's four
I was a hot mess. Now I'm just a plain mess
I must confess that some nights I just want to go home And read a book all alone
It's possible that we might grow up and die old
(No no no we won't get old)
That's what I've been told
(No no no you can't go home)
I'm getting a cold
(dumb dumb dumb dumb we're still dumb)
DAD
You're living hard while you're young, and it's making
you old
MOM
That boob tattoo's gonna droop and be unreadable.
KE$HA
Trainwrecks state your creed
TRAINWRECKS
Never sober never clean
KE$HA
Out the cab flash the vag
Set the women's movement back
Still don't care about my personal hygiene (pew)
A raccoon family is nesting in my jeans (cute)
If you act like a moron for fun (duh)
Pretty soon you will become one (huh)
Slowly getting back at our fathers
Let's sing all my songs on top of each other
Don't Stop- Take it off -DJ --Bla bla-Tik Tok We R Who
who we R stop talk talk talk talkin blooooooooo is my
drug (repeat