Key Of Awesome Willywork Lyrics

Have you ever had an uninvited guest
Why did you wear sweatpants
The day she wore that dress
You put a book on it
Your woody wouldn't quit
Think of disgusting things
and don't encourage it
And then it starts to ache
zippers about to break
Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake
Listen and listen good
Don' t cover up your wood
A woody never should
Ever have to be Caged or blocked
Unlock your jock
Just let it pop Like a jack in the box
Show em that your willy works
A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt
Make em scream oh my god
As you shock em with your lightning rod
Baby let your mojo rise
It doesn't matter what the size You don't have to feel ashamed
Like Miley it just can't be tamed
Boing boing boing
Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing
Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying
But now your confidence is gro- ow-ing
Put your package on display
Even if they scream and run away
Your the jockey of your one eyed horse
I'm talking bout your dong of course
Someday when youíre old and bored
You'll wish that you had shown it more
It's the reason that the world was born
Every girl believes in unicorns
Doing ding dong
Someday random chubbys will be gone
Doing ding dong
Can't believe I wrote a whole schlong song