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Kevin Bloody Wilson The Cougar Song Lyrics
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The Cougar Song
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Kevin Bloody Wilson
KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
- The Cougar Song LyricsHow lucky can a young bloke get? At least that's what I thought at
the time,
I'd only just turned eighteen, she was thirty-nine,
But if that's the stuff that dreams are made of, be careful what you
wish for son,
What seems like a dream's a f*ckin' nightmare now should'a never
f*cked me girlfriend's mom,
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
She was on me like a cigar rippin' me gear off we were f*ckin' before
we hit the floor,
She was clawin' and bitin' was it f*ckin' or fightin'? But the more I
fought the hotter she got,
And the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin' and the tricks that
she taught to me cock.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
She was lickin' my dick like it was gonna cum money she was kinky
depraved and then son,
And as I approached the vinegar stroke I felt her fingernail circlin' me
bum,
At first I just froze and me f*ckin' eyes bulged and me freckle blurted
"What's goin' on?"
And I knew for that moment life'd never be normal 'cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints she give
me golden showers as well,
Oral and anal you f*ckin' name it, she was lonely I could just tell,
She taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover, and the things that she
done with her tongue,
She taught me shit I didn't really wanna know, 'cause now I can't
cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aww she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me
harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
the time,
I'd only just turned eighteen, she was thirty-nine,
But if that's the stuff that dreams are made of, be careful what you
wish for son,
What seems like a dream's a f*ckin' nightmare now should'a never
f*cked me girlfriend's mom,
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
She was on me like a cigar rippin' me gear off we were f*ckin' before
we hit the floor,
She was clawin' and bitin' was it f*ckin' or fightin'? But the more I
fought the hotter she got,
And the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin' and the tricks that
she taught to me cock.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
She was lickin' my dick like it was gonna cum money she was kinky
depraved and then son,
And as I approached the vinegar stroke I felt her fingernail circlin' me
bum,
At first I just froze and me f*ckin' eyes bulged and me freckle blurted
"What's goin' on?"
And I knew for that moment life'd never be normal 'cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints she give
me golden showers as well,
Oral and anal you f*ckin' name it, she was lonely I could just tell,
She taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover, and the things that she
done with her tongue,
She taught me shit I didn't really wanna know, 'cause now I can't
cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aww she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me
harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.
Facts about The Cougar Song
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The Cougar Song is written by Dennis Vincent Bryant.
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It is first released on September 01, 2009 as part of Kevin Bloody Wilson's album "Excess All Areas" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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When we dive into the story the lyrics are telling, Kevin Bloody Wilson's 'The Cougar Song' comically tells a story of a young stunned and wild encounter with a woman older highlighting the drawbacks of giving in to the forbidden lust. The of the song are wrapped in the use of tongue-in-cheek and yet very realistic portrayal of the scenarios that shock and surprise the hero to the point where they change his taste and habits forever, thus bringing up the question about how certain meetings can so profoundly change someone's preferences and behaviors. The lyrics of the song 'The Cougar Song' mainly focus on love, tenderness, loyalty, and passion. Simultaneously, the song emphasizes sexual exploration, the consequences of desire, and the characteristics of youth and innocence. The lyrics feature explicit sexual content that includes the mention of sexual acts, as well as the use of language that is highly inappropriate for anyone below 17 years. The motifs of sexual exploration and graphic descriptions of sexual activities render it suitable only for an adult audience.
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The Cougar Song falls under the genre Comedy.
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The Cougar Song song length is 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
Who wrote The Cougar Song lyrics?
The Cougar Song is written by Dennis Vincent Bryant.
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When was The Cougar Song released?
It is first released on September 01, 2009 as part of Kevin Bloody Wilson's album "Excess All Areas" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind The Cougar Song lyrics?
When we dive into the story the lyrics are telling, Kevin Bloody Wilson's 'The Cougar Song' comically tells a story of a young stunned and wild encounter with a woman older highlighting the drawbacks of giving in to the forbidden lust. The of the song are wrapped in the use of tongue-in-cheek and yet very realistic portrayal of the scenarios that shock and surprise the hero to the point where they change his taste and habits forever, thus bringing up the question about how certain meetings can so profoundly change someone's preferences and behaviors. The lyrics of the song 'The Cougar Song' mainly focus on love, tenderness, loyalty, and passion. Simultaneously, the song emphasizes sexual exploration, the consequences of desire, and the characteristics of youth and innocence. The lyrics feature explicit sexual content that includes the mention of sexual acts, as well as the use of language that is highly inappropriate for anyone below 17 years. The motifs of sexual exploration and graphic descriptions of sexual activities render it suitable only for an adult audience.
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Which genre is The Cougar Song?
The Cougar Song falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song The Cougar Song?
The Cougar Song song length is 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Dennis Vincent Bryant
Record Label(s): 2009 Kevin Bloody Wilson
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