The Cougar Song Lyrics

How lucky can a young bloke get? At least that's what I thought at
the time,
I'd only just turned eighteen, she was thirty-nine,
But if that's the stuff that dreams are made of, be careful what you
wish for son,
What seems like a dream's a f*ckin' nightmare now should'a never
f*cked me girlfriend's mom,
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
She was on me like a cigar rippin' me gear off we were f*ckin' before
we hit the floor,
She was clawin' and bitin' was it f*ckin' or fightin'? But the more I
fought the hotter she got,
And the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin' and the tricks that
she taught to me cock.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She was lickin' my dick like it was gonna cum money she was kinky
depraved and then son,
And as I approached the vinegar stroke I felt her fingernail circlin' me
bum,
At first I just froze and me f*ckin' eyes bulged and me freckle blurted
"What's goin' on?"
And I knew for that moment life'd never be normal 'cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints she give
me golden showers as well,
Oral and anal you f*ckin' name it, she was lonely I could just tell,
She taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover, and the things that she
done with her tongue,
She taught me shit I didn't really wanna know, 'cause now I can't
cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me harder
ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum,
Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aww she was goin' off like a frog in a sock screamin' "f*ck me
harder ya cunt!"
And the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
'Cause now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Aw now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

Now I can't cum, 'less there's a thumb in me bum.

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