Kevin Bloody Wilson Stick That Fuckin Fone Lyrics

Good morning operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have 4 double seven 3 1 zero 4

I'm sorry sir I missed that, could you repeat just what you said

FOUR double seven thwee one zero four did you get it then?

Could you speak a little slower four double seven's all I got

Thwee one zero four are you bloody deaf or what?

Well look I got the first part I just didn't get the last

Well you can stick that f*ckin fone up yer f*ckin arse

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Stick that f*ckin fone, up yor f*ckin arse
You're supposed to f*ckin help, not make it f*ckin hard
I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart
So you can stick that f*ckin fone up yor f*ckin arse

Now the great big guy from telecom came to disconnect the phone
For breach of regulations just a couple of days ago,
You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call

What's she f*ckin on about, it all her f*ckin fault

Well she claims that it was all your fault she really was distressed

What about your customers, she upset me first

Well we got her written statement which shortly will be read
But it might help if you'd recall exactly what you said

I said
Stick that f*ckin fone, up yor f*ckin arse
You're supposed to f*ckin help, not make it f*ckin hard
I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart
So you can stick that f*ckin fone up yor f*ckin arse

Well that's really just not on sir, it's just not on at all
You must use common etiquette if you wish to make a call
And please and thank you also helps you can't speak to her like that

Well please and bloody thank you won't you f*ckin tell her that!
And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit Perhaps if you apologised it just may help a bit.

Apologise, apologise apologise to who?

Just come in and ask for operator forty two

Good morning, Can I help yo, Is there something I can do?

Yes I'd like to speak to operator forty two

I'm sorry sir I missed that could you repeat just what you said

Oh shit I don't believe it here we f*ckin go again.
Look it's operator 42 I'll just write it down

Oh Operator 42 I'll see if she's around

Gee they're bloody useless I sure that they're all deaf
No wonder that I did me twis no wonder what I said
Stick that f*ckin fone, up yor f*ckin arse
You're supposed to f*ckin help, not make it f*ckin hard
I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart
So you can stick that f*ckin fone up yor f*ckin arse

Now they make you sit around and wait all bloody day
Just so they can make you sweat an have the final say
That's like the public service they make you scrape an bow
Aaah shitt she's f*ckin UGLY if that's her comin now.

I'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast

Did a bloke tell you to stick a f*ckin phone right up your ass

Yes he did the filthy animal, I remember now

Well you better f*ckin brace yourself cos he's bring it around
An you can Stick that f*ckin fone, up yor f*ckin arse
You're supposed to f*ckin help, not make it f*ckin hard
I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart
So you can stick that f*ckin fone up yor f*ckin arse

Stick that f*ckin fone, up yor f*ckin arse
You're supposed to f*ckin help, not make it f*ckin hard
I only want to make a call and you keep acting smart
So you can stick that f*ckin fone up yor f*ckin arse