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Kevin Bloody Wilson He Only Comes Once A Year Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.33/10 [18 votes]Album: Kev's Kristmas / Original Release Date: 1996Genre: Spoken WordSong Duration: 2 min 49 sec
He Only Comes Once A Year
Kevin Bloody Wilson
Kevin Bloody Wilson
KEVIN BLOODY WILSON
- He Only Comes Once A Year LyricsHe only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Can't even get it up, the muscle's missin' in the middle,
It's just a useless piece'a gristle, danglin' from his gut,
Or he's just too f*ckin' drunk, to make his sausage sizzle,
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Most times he's just too drunk, or just too f*ckin' lazy,
He don't suspect them babies as someone else's kids, But if it weren't for his mates, servicin' her daily
His ol' lady'd go crazy 'cause he only comes once a year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Yeah he only comes once a year, it may as well be down the
chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year.
Yeah he's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Can't even get it up, the muscle's missin' in the middle,
It's just a useless piece'a gristle, danglin' from his gut,
Or he's just too f*ckin' drunk, to make his sausage sizzle,
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Most times he's just too drunk, or just too f*ckin' lazy,
He don't suspect them babies as someone else's kids, But if it weren't for his mates, servicin' her daily
His ol' lady'd go crazy 'cause he only comes once a year.
He only comes once a year, may as well be down the chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Yeah he only comes once a year, it may as well be down the
chimney,
He wouldn't have a good f*ck in him, he's a soft cock he's a dope,
And he only comes once a year, and he thinks them kids are his
And he's just like Father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
He's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a year.
Yeah he's just like father Christmas 'cause he only comes once a
year.
Facts about He Only Comes Once A Year
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He Only Comes Once A Year is first released in 1996 as part of Kevin Bloody Wilson's album "Kev's Kristmas" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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He Only Comes Once A Year falls under the genre Spoken Word.
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He Only Comes Once A Year song length is 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
When was He Only Comes Once A Year released?
He Only Comes Once A Year is first released in 1996 as part of Kevin Bloody Wilson's album "Kev's Kristmas" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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Which genre is He Only Comes Once A Year?
He Only Comes Once A Year falls under the genre Spoken Word.
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How long is the song He Only Comes Once A Year?
He Only Comes Once A Year song length is 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 1996 Both Barrels Music
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