John Valby American Pie Lyrics

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
When I got my very first blow job.

How my little pecker quivered,
With every tongue lap she delivered,
And when she licked my ball sac,
I couldn't hold my wand back.

I tried to stick it up her butt,
But I split her ass and ripped her gut,
I knew I have to find a slut,
The day my puppy died.
I was singing why, why did my dog have to die,
That retreiver had a beaver that would never go dry,
The good old boys were kicking whiskey and rye,
Why did his dog have to die?

Why, why did my dog have to die,
That retreiver had a beaver that would never go dry,
She get my pipe and slippers and she unzip my fly,
Why did my dog have to die?

Who wrote American Pie lyrics?

American Pie is written by Don Mclean.

When was American Pie released?

American Pie is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of John Valby's album "The Old Fart Cuts Another One" which includes 21 tracks in total. This song is the 9th track on this album.

Which genre is American Pie?

American Pie falls under the genre Comedy.

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