Ethan Jewell I've Never Wanted Kids Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've never wanted kids
They just never appealed to me
I don't know, what's the deal with me?
They just don't make sense
They keep you up at night, and they leave all of the rooms a mess
I think they really stink
You think I do too
They have really, really, really small shoes
I've never wanted kids
But I see your beautiful eyes and now I'm thinking twice
But I've never wanted kids
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
But just imagine if they had your eyes and my nose
Absolute beauty and a bit crooked below
Actually, no, I wouldn't like that at all
Because my little me just drew chalk on the wall
And now I'm pissed, at least I thought I would be
But, instead, I'm teaching them a lesson about how to be me
But I don't know if I'd want that, I'd want my kids to be happy
And not at all anxious but a little bit sappy And I don't even want kids, I mean, what am I saying?
I'm fantasizing about something that isn't even playing a role in my life
But maybe when we're thirty-five

[Bridge]
We could have a little tiny me and a little tiny you
Running around inside of a little tiny room
It's right next to our kitchen, but it's built for more than two
And there's some little sneakers right there next to my shoes
I've never wanted kids but now you're sleeping right next to me
And I'm thinking maybe, when I'm thirty-three
I never wanted kids but now I hear your laugh
And I want to hear more of it coming from my heart and a half

[Outro]
I've never wanted kids
But now, sometimes, I'm thinking twice
I've never wanted kids
And I don't know, baby, maybe just a puppy would be fine