Dave Brockie Experience Too Much Stuff Lyrics

[Chorus]
Too much stuff, too much stuff
I've got too much stuff
Too much stuff, too much stuff
I've got too much stuff

[Verse 1]
A little calculator in my computer machine
A doctor with a rubber glove that keeps my butthole clean
A thing I got in Austria that pulls hairs out my nose
A giant piece of wood that's formed to keep track of my clothes

[Chorus]
Too much stuff, too much stuff
I've got too much stuff
Too much stuff, too much stuff
I've got too much stuff

[Verse 2]
A car with wheels that sucks my life because it never moves
A penis that will help me with the taming of the shrews
A little boat with bells on it, oh who could ask for more?
I'll sail my ship across the seas and f*ck exotic whores, oh

[Solo]

Too much!
Too much! Too much!
Too much!

[Bridge]
I've got so much stuff, I can't see my stuff
But here's some prints from a guy named Hieronymous
I'm addicted, addicted to stuff, maybe I should go
To "Stuff Anonymous"

[Break: Mike Derks, spoken]
Hey! Yo!
That's too much stuff!
Too much stuff!
That's too much stuff...

[Verse 3]
A weird potato peeler that fills an entire room
A wardrobe trunk that's densely packed with moldy pantaloons
A savage giant narwhal with a lacerated spleen
A moldy truss once worn by Freddie Mercury of Queen
Banana bread, etruscan head, a shoe once licked by God
A bunch of stinky band-aids rolled up in a smelly clod
The dark command of Sauron and a face that swarms with bees
I'd give it all to you if I could find my f*cking keys!