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Slowpoke Lyrics

This here is the story of Slowpoke, the slowest dick in
the west

Slowpoke met a woman, tried to f**k her on a train
He took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept
again
Finally got his dick out, tried to f**k her on a plane
It took off, flew round, landed, then just took right
off again...

Slowpoke stick yer dick in, quit beating round the bush
All you need’s a glob of spit, a hole, and one good
push...
If you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon
expire
C’mon Mister Slowpoke, go make your dick perspire...

Slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to Outer Space
Met a mutant Ewok with a faggot for a face
He said "Hey Slowpoke, gonna make your dick throw
up..."
Slowpoke took so goddamn long the shuttle just blew up

Slowpoke stick yer dick in and give that thing a push
All you need’s a dildo and the guy who sings for
Bush...
Maybe cuz’ yer dick’s so big, you just can’t find the
end
Slowpoke with your big fat dick you’ll be my big fat
friend

Slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
Pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a butterfly...
And next to him’s a naked lady made of shining stars...
Just a dick-length outta reach, but that’s one lick too
far

Slowpoke got retarded and I swear the pussy parted
And I think my doggy farted... ohhh
If you don’t make a booty call our line will soon
expire
Maybe cuz’ yer dick’s so big you should go f**k a tire

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Record Label(s): 2003 Metal Blade Records
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