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Dave Brockie Experience The Chinese Have No Cheese Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 6.94/10 [18 votes]Album: Songs for the Wrong / Original Release Date: 2003Genre: RockSong Duration: 2 min 37 sec
DAVE BROCKIE EXPERIENCE
- The Chinese Have No Cheese Lyrics / with translationsI walk into a Chinese restaurant and can't get cheese They ask me to order something else please But this is America I demand my cheese In a Chinese restaurant I do as I please
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Everybody must have cheese Still the Chinese don't believe
So I took my problem and I went overseas To the land of the giant jingo-Japanese But I couldn't get enough ice in my Coke My world fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Why the hell won't they eat our cheese I challenge 10,000 centuries!
So I took my problem and I went to Mars I stumbled round all the crummy downtown bars But I couldn't get enough dicks in my butt My ass fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Why the hell won't they eat our cheese We challenge 10,000 centuries!
Well I walk into a Chinese restaurant And I ordered a lamb Prepared in a way that is dear To the folk of Iran I begged and pleaded My entreaty went unheeded My mission it took place in a pan The cheese of the Jesus It deforms the fetus The turd of a Western man...
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Everybody must have cheese Still the Chinese don't believe!
The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese
They're inscrutable They're unstoppable Nice complexions No pimples pop-able
What about Crab Rangoon?
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Everybody must have cheese Still the Chinese don't believe
So I took my problem and I went overseas To the land of the giant jingo-Japanese But I couldn't get enough ice in my Coke My world fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Why the hell won't they eat our cheese I challenge 10,000 centuries!
So I took my problem and I went to Mars I stumbled round all the crummy downtown bars But I couldn't get enough dicks in my butt My ass fell apart!
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Why the hell won't they eat our cheese We challenge 10,000 centuries!
Well I walk into a Chinese restaurant And I ordered a lamb Prepared in a way that is dear To the folk of Iran I begged and pleaded My entreaty went unheeded My mission it took place in a pan The cheese of the Jesus It deforms the fetus The turd of a Western man...
The Chinese eat no cheese They think we smell like shit Everybody must have cheese Still the Chinese don't believe!
The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese The Chinese eat no cheese
They're inscrutable They're unstoppable Nice complexions No pimples pop-able
What about Crab Rangoon?
Facts about The Chinese Have No Cheese
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The Chinese Have No Cheese is written by Dave Brockie Experience.
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It is first released in 2003 as part of Dave Brockie Experience's album "Songs for the Wrong" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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The Chinese Have No Cheese falls under the genre Rock.
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The Chinese Have No Cheese song length is 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
Who wrote The Chinese Have No Cheese lyrics?
The Chinese Have No Cheese is written by Dave Brockie Experience.
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When was The Chinese Have No Cheese released?
It is first released in 2003 as part of Dave Brockie Experience's album "Songs for the Wrong" which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 3rd track on this album.
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Which genre is The Chinese Have No Cheese?
The Chinese Have No Cheese falls under the genre Rock.
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How long is the song The Chinese Have No Cheese?
The Chinese Have No Cheese song length is 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 2003 Metal Blade Records
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