DANE COOK


Would You Rather Lyrics

There's certain ways that people when they bite it and
they show it on
the new... you laugh. Like who gets killed by bees?!
Anytime they come on the news like, "A man in Austin
was killed by bees."
I just f**king laugh. How do you get killed by bees?!
If you're walking through the woods, right, and you
come near a bush
and you hear *BZZZZZZZZZZZ* just, you know,
Run away from that bush. Whos going near that bush
going,
"HEY IS THAT BEES?" hold on one second, "OH JEEZE!
AHHH!"
Dude f**k that! I would punch every bee in the face!
Bees aren't taking me out, I'd be like, "f**k YOU BEE!"
*PUNCH*
"YEAH f**k YOU BEE! ALRIGHT BEE COME ON! YEAH!"
*BZZZZZZZ* *PUNCH*
"Where's the next bee at?!" It's a f**king bee!
I could undestand if it was like killer horses, Thats
scary shit!
Flying through the air kicking you in the face
*NEHHHHHH*
*KICK*
*NEHHHHHH*
THATS SCARY! f**k BEES! ......f**k BEES!

Know one wants to drown. drowning would be the worst,
cause everyone
knows that feeling. That feeling that you get, Oh its
the worst.
When you think you're drowning. like during the summer,
You're like at a pool party or something.

"I'm gonna go into the deep end. Watch my dive. Watch
my dive.
"Right, then you dive in.
*SPLASH*
And the second you get to the bottom your like,
"GET ME OUTTA HEEEERE!! WHERES THE SURFACE?!!"
And you always some up under the kid on the raft.
"Jesus Christ Timmy! Do not float above me when
I'm Dying in the Abyss! Your son almost killed me with
his,
Uhhhh, Daffy Duck raft over here John. Your son tried
to murder me
in your pool. Float away for me. Float away."

Fire. Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire?
Its gotta be soo hot. That is way to f**king hot.
Its the worst feeling when you burn yourself too.
You know, sometimes you're making sure soup or some
oodlesof noodles
or something; Or you're cooking up some crack. And you
know,
You touch the side of the pot. Just that little
*TSSSS*
"WOAH!!" That, f**king kills!! That little thing, you
can't take a shower
for like three weeks. You gotta like hold your hand out
cause the steam
makes you angry. You try to bring your hand in,
"OOOOOO! I HATE STEAM! WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS!"

You know what would be the worst?? This would be the
ultimate worst
right here. What if you dove into the pool, and while
you were
at the bottom of the pool freaking out, somebody poured
oil on the
surface and lit it on fire! Yeah then you're like,
"AHHHHHH!"
You gotta just keep swimming around, feeling for a
spotwhere theres
no f**king fire. Then, What if you found a circle where
there was no fire,
but the second you came up a big dude just punched you
in the face
"Get back in the fiery water!
You don't come out of the fiery water, cover up that
hole with some fire now!
Get back in the fiery water!"

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Record Label(s): 2003 Comedy Central
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