Dane Cook Five Sisters Lyrics

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had.
I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters.
Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal.
They used to dress me in their clothes and shit. You know what I mean?
Send me to school in their fashions.
I'm the only guy in eighth grade wearing like wrangler jeans and... JELLIES! Nice... nice. Member Jellies? You get a rock in em. OOOHH oooh!
These shoes are trying to kill me! I got a brand new denim jacket...
They bedazzled it and shit. I had a big glittery unicorn on my jacket.
No wonder I'm getting beat up at school. Hi guys do you like my jacket?
*POW POW*... UGH... UGH

When was Five Sisters released?

Five Sisters is first released on July 22, 2003 as part of Dane Cook's album "Harmful If Swallowed" which includes 24 tracks in total. This song is the 9th track on this album.

Which genre is Five Sisters?

Five Sisters falls under the genre Comedy.

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