Driveway Intruder
Dane Cook
Dane Cook
DANE COOK
- Driveway Intruder LyricsThis is another one too. and I know ur like me
I HATE it when somebody turns around in my driveway.
Your just sitting comfortanly watching tv. You hear a
car pu-. "wha-. who is this?" hhehh. It's so
dissruptive you look out, strange car, you don't know
if its a government official-you start getting
concerned. WHAT I don't know this car! Then they turn
to leave and your like,
YOU SON OF A BITCH! You wasted moments of my life!
moments I will never get back!
Ah. someday I'm gonna run out to that car before they
leave- knock on the window,make em' roll it down and
go. "You ever turn around in my driveway again. I'll
cut your f*cking head off!." "I'm gonna put your head
on my intenna. and drive around. with your head, on my
intenna."
And hopefully, I'll get a two-fer and the person will
go "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR f*ckING MIND!" then I'll pull
out a switch blade and they go. " YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF
YOUR f*ckING MIND!" and I go "ZANGZADAN!"
(Applause)
I hope they never come back and try to turn around in
that driveway again. Cuz then I'll be in the window
like. DAMNITT. NOW I GOTTA CUT THIS GUYS HEAD OFF!
I HATE it when somebody turns around in my driveway.
Your just sitting comfortanly watching tv. You hear a
car pu-. "wha-. who is this?" hhehh. It's so
dissruptive you look out, strange car, you don't know
if its a government official-you start getting
concerned. WHAT I don't know this car! Then they turn
to leave and your like,
YOU SON OF A BITCH! You wasted moments of my life!
moments I will never get back!
Ah. someday I'm gonna run out to that car before they
leave- knock on the window,make em' roll it down and
cut your f*cking head off!." "I'm gonna put your head
on my intenna. and drive around. with your head, on my
intenna."
And hopefully, I'll get a two-fer and the person will
go "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR f*ckING MIND!" then I'll pull
out a switch blade and they go. " YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF
YOUR f*ckING MIND!" and I go "ZANGZADAN!"
(Applause)
I hope they never come back and try to turn around in
that driveway again. Cuz then I'll be in the window
like. DAMNITT. NOW I GOTTA CUT THIS GUYS HEAD OFF!
Facts about Driveway Intruder
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Driveway Intruder is written and performed by Dane Cook.
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It is first released on July 26, 2005 as part of Dane Cook's album "Retaliation" which includes 29 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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When we try to understand the message behind it, Dane Cook's song 'Driveaway Intruder' shows a comic view of how the artist visualizes his response when an intruder shows up at his driveway. Through its lyrics, the song demonstrates how people use extreme threats and violent actions when they want to keep others away from their personal environment. The Driveway intruder lyrics present six emotional states which include empowerment and reflection and anger and fury. The song shows how people need to experience both their anger and their frustration while they deal with violence and revenge and their fearful thoughts. The lyrics start strong with their violent content which includes extreme threats that make the song inappropriate for young audiences. The film deserves a restricted rating because it includes both profanity and show of violent conduct.
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Driveway Intruder falls under the genre Comedy.
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Driveway Intruder song length is 1 minutes and 15 seconds.
Who wrote Driveway Intruder lyrics?
Driveway Intruder is written and performed by Dane Cook.
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When was Driveway Intruder released?
It is first released on July 26, 2005 as part of Dane Cook's album "Retaliation" which includes 29 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Driveway Intruder lyrics?
When we try to understand the message behind it, Dane Cook's song 'Driveaway Intruder' shows a comic view of how the artist visualizes his response when an intruder shows up at his driveway. Through its lyrics, the song demonstrates how people use extreme threats and violent actions when they want to keep others away from their personal environment. The Driveway intruder lyrics present six emotional states which include empowerment and reflection and anger and fury. The song shows how people need to experience both their anger and their frustration while they deal with violence and revenge and their fearful thoughts. The lyrics start strong with their violent content which includes extreme threats that make the song inappropriate for young audiences. The film deserves a restricted rating because it includes both profanity and show of violent conduct.
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Which genre is Driveway Intruder?
Driveway Intruder falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Driveway Intruder?
Driveway Intruder song length is 1 minutes and 15 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Dane Cook
Record Label(s): 2005 WMG Comedy Central Records
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