Dane Cook My Son Optimus Prime Lyrics

I thinking of havin´ ki.. I love to have some kids. I
´ve been thinking about kids. I wanna have like
nineteen kids.

I think nameing them, thats gonna be fun. Whatever the
names you come up with that´s exciting right there. You
got to both decide; Hey you wanna name that?- Noo I don
´t like that name..
Right, It´s like a little game you tried come up-

I´ve already have names picked out, I don´t even know.
First kid, boy, girl, I don´t care. The first one that
comes out I´m nameing it "Rrrrrrrr".
I think it´s beautiful, it´s feminim but strong at the
same time.

- Time for bed Rrrrrr. I said time for bed Rrrrrr! No cookies Rrrrrr!!! Typical Rrrrr!
Daddys on the phone Rrrr, daddys on the phone.

I´m gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite
cartoon. I´m gonna name a bunch of them after
Transformers. That would be great. Oh yeah just to be
like:

-Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to
you. Come here. You sit here next to Megatron and we
gonna have a little chit-chat right here, OK?. I´m the
cobracommander in this-
RRRRRRR! I said no cookies!!!
RRRRARARARRARARARAR!!!
RRRRRRRR!!
THIS f*ckING RRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A f*ckING WALL!!!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAARARARRAARAAARRRRR!!!!