5 Signs: Scorpio Lyrics

I got 5 signs in Scorpio f*cker
Ha ha, count 'em f*cker
I'm certifiable without a doubt
Oh oh oh so you better watch out

Oh my god she's projectile vomiting
All over my vintage car
I got a bloody tampon--eat it f*cker
So yeah I'm really on the rag

Wanna know what's my problem?
Rest assured it's always you
f*cking on the couch with condoms
And bubblegum, we don't do that here

Yeah I know about your dollar You earn it squeaky clean
I make an evil living
If you know what I mean

Oh my god, she stole my boyfriend
Now she's breaking up the band
Pretty boy you're such a bore
"How can you say these things?"

You don't like me anymore?
Oh no--I'm really scared
Demon-boy stalkers everywhere
Dirty boy dishes and bad girl hair

5 signs in Scorpio, f*cker
Ha ha, count 'em f*cker

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