Brian Hull This Is Halloween Parody Lyrics

Boys and girls of every age,
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see,
This, our town of Halloween.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.
This is Halloween.
Everybody make a scene.
Trick-or-treat 'til the neighbours gonna die of fright.

It's our town. Everybody scream!
In this town of Halloween!

I am the one who fills you with dread,
And I'm known as King since Simba fled.
I'm the one living way downstairs.
I have fingers like sticks and fire coming outta my hair.
Come on!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

In this town we call home,
Everyone hail to the pumpkin throne.
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.

Round that corner man,
Hiding in the trash can,
Something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll scream!

This is Halloween, really black, slimy green.
Aren't you scared? Well, that's just fine!
Sing it once, sing it twice.
Pay attention, roll the dice.
Ride on the moon in the dead of night.
Everybody scream, everybody scream, In the town of Halloween.

I am the one with the beautiful face.
Here with Belle when she's gone without a trace.
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?!".
I am the snake with the hypno-glare.
I'm the shadow on the moon at night,
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween.

[?] everywhere.
Life's no fun without a good scare.
That's our job but we're not mean,
In the town of Halloween.

In this town, don't we love it now?
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.
Skeleton Jack,
Might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

This is Halloween, everybody scream!
Would you please make way for a very special guy?
Our Jack is king of the pumpkin patch.
Everybody hail to the Pumpkin King. Now!
This is Halloween, this is Halloween!
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

In this town we call home,
Everyone hail to the pumpkin throne.
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la la la la!