Brian Hull Hakuna Matata Parody Lyrics

"Hakuna matata", what a wonderful phrase.
Hakuna matata ain't no passing craze.
It means "no worries for the rest of your days".
It's our problem-free,
Philosophy.
Hakuna matata.

(Hakuna matata?)
(That's right, it's our motto!)
(What's a motto?)
(We're not really sure; Christopher Robin never taught us that word.)
(Yeah, but these two words can solve all your problems!)
(That's right, take Tigger for example. Why...)

When Tigger was a young Tigger,
When I was a young Tigger,
(Very nice, Tigger.)
(Thanks, buddy boy.)
He found he was bouncing just as fast as he could.
He was bouncing all around the Hundred Acre Woods.

I'm a bouncy, trouncy soul, though I seem kinda clumsy,
And I'd break stuff just by bouncing on them,
Unintentionally!
And my shame, it got bigger!
(Oh, yes, it got bigger!)
Thought of not being a Tigger!
(Oh, what's in a Tigger?)
And I got downhearted,
(Oh dear!)
Every time that I--
(Oh, Tigger, you were going to say bouncing, right?)
(Of course, buddy boy.) "Hakuna matata", what a wonderful phrase.
Hakuna matata ain't no bouncing craze.
It means "no worries for the rest of your days".
(There you go, buddy boy!)
It's our problem-free,
Philosophy.
Hakuna matata.

(Well, it'd feel so nice not to worry, but I don't know if I can do it.)
(What are you talking about, buddy boy?! Whenever you learn to quit worrying, you can do all kinds of stuff, like go bouncing and trouncing!)
(Oh, yes, and eat honey.)
(And go bounce on a pogo stick!)
(And, um, eat honey?)
(And go jump over logs!)
(And, um, eat more honey?)
(I dunno, fellas.)
(Oh, come on, Eeyore, we just wanna see that frown turned upside-down!)
(Well, all right, I guess I'll give this a try.)
(That's the thing, buddy boy! Now, repeat after us!)

Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata!
It means "no worries for the rest of your days"!
It's our problem-free,
Philosophy!
Hakuna matata, hakuna matata
Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata! Hakuna! Matata!