Gypsy Tetris Lyrics

(One-y and a two-ey and a three and four)

Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
come down like falling bricks

You can place them in rows, but everybody knows that
they made this game for chicks (HEY!)



Mom just loves to flip and stack

Grandma says this **** is like crack! (Well it is!)

This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning
curve

Which makes it great for noobs (grrreat for noobs!)

It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a
vaj and boobs (HEY!)

Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)

Call me sexist, ***** it's still true (just kidding
about the ***** part)

Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein (Right here)

Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)

Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks

And they start to sing like this (SING!)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA

Here is a trick I have learned

To avoid getting burned

When you piss off your chick (I’m so mad!)

If you sing this on key,

Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)

LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the
Tetris song?)

LA LA LA LA (I love Tetris!) LA LA LA (I’m happy now!)
Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip,
snip)

If you love it, you probably have a uterus!

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