Brentalfloss Super Mario Bros. 3 With Lyrics

"Hey, what's up, Matt Vee?"

"Whattup floss!"

"I had an idea. What if I did Super Mario Bros. 3, with
lyrics? What do you think?"

"That...that is an awful, awful id..."

Super Mari-Super Mari-Super Mario 3!

Mario is back but now with many more clothes to wear
The frog suit, hammer bros. suit, and some kind of
magic bear

This game warped by tender brain
And now I know why

The sun comes down from the sky
If you touch turtles you die
And also raccoons can fly
When "P" is high

My my my

The Koopa Kids were brand new
You could live in a shoe And then everything grew
Yeah, that shit got me delirious

I first saw the game
In a film I won't name
A movie of which I blame
My expectations of the Power Glove

"It's so bad"
(He was serious)

Grab your spare controller
Let's play Mario 3

As long as I am player 1
Which means that you're player 2
(Luigi)

Let's stay up all night and beat the whole game again

(musical break)

I have to get up at 8
To work a job that I hate
It's harder staying up late
When you're grown men

Let's drink some beer and then pass out?
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