Brentalfloss Baby Mario And Papa Yoshi Lyrics

I just found this baby wrapped up outside my door
A tasty little snack for any dinosaur
But I just finished breakfast, I'm full up to my head
So I'll give him to Yellow instead

Ya know, he's sorta cute, the sweet little niblet,
He'll make a tasty stew
Don't wanna cook and serve up a kid, but hey, that's
what Yoshis do

He's all alone without a friend, but he's takin' it on
the chin,
Anyway, hey Yellow, I brought you some din-din!

YELLOW:
You brought me a baby?
How generous of you!
But I can't eat a bite, I've caught the Yoshi flu, a-
choo!
Just pop him in your freezer, I'm sure he'll keep for weeks.
But wash him first 'cause he freakin' reeks!

YOSHI:
I'm almost sad to see the kid go now,
We've gotten sorta tight...
Also, his diaper's saggin' and whoa, now,
So is my appetite...

Maybe I'll keep him here as a pet and not eat him after
all...
Come on my little baby, let's have us a ball!

[Instrumental break]

Take it home, baby!

By now you know the story that happened long ago
That little baby boy grew into Mario!
The moral of this fable is do not eat a baby,
'Cause he'll become your friend one day maybe.

Then again, Mario's twin brother is Luigi, so... maybe
not.