Bonzo Dog Band Busted Lyrics

I'm filthy, I'm hungry, I'm fed up to the teeth.
I'm very revolution'ry. I haven't washed in weeks.
You've seen me dancing topless and kipping on the
beach.
I'm so bloody normal, yet I'm one of nature's freaks.

I think it would do more good to try and understand the
other guy.
In the soft grey squeeze as they "Mind The Doors"
Like a sacrifice for the minotaur.
All together, in the Blood-Rush Hour.
Come on, Fish-Face, you got the power!

And then I went and got busted. (yeah)
They say I'm maladjusted. (he's a fool)
I never can be trusted by anybody anymore. Yeahyeahyeah, I got busted. (yeah)
My own mother was disgusted. (she's a fool)
I got busted... by the law.

'Ello, 'Ello... What's all this 'ere?
I'll trim your Wellingtons for you my dear.
I proceeded to plod at a porcupine pace
When I spotted the accused and decided to give chase.
He blotted his copy-book straightaway,
'Cos as soon as he saw me, Whoops! He was away!
Running like a rabbit, or a frisky poodle,
Blowin' his trousers, like a bugle.

CHORUS

By the law... By the law... By the law...