If God had long hair
And a goatee,
And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah, yeah, God he looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bung like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
When God made this place,
In the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,

So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
Was always offering?
And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God he smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?
And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone?

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Songwriter(s): Benny Goran Bror Andersson, Lars Henrik Ljungberg, Sylvester David Olof Schlegel, Juergen Reil, Jeffrey Atkins, Miland Petrozza, Roberto Fioretti, Trzebiatowski Joerg, Bjoern K. Ulvaeus, Eric M. Bazilian, Martin Karl Axen Persson, Ola Salo, Mikael Bjoern-Ingel Jepsson, Danny WildeCopyrig
Record Label(s): 1997 Atlantic Recording Corporation for the United States and WEA International Inc for the world outside of the United States
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