Bob Rivers Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics

BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID "GENTLEMEN"The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside.I took two steps and realized I was taken for a ride.I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied,By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse?Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.The restroom door said "Gentlemen," it must have been a gag.As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag.She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag.I could tell this just wouldn't be my day. What thing could I say?It just wasn't turning out to be my day.The restroom door said "Gentlemen," and I would like to find,The crummy little creep(?) who had the nerve to switch the sign.Cause I've got two black eyes and one high-heel up my behind.Now I can't sit with comfort and joy. Boy, oh boy.No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.