Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
"How's your savings?"
"Ours go farther!"
"We can switch you, you just say so."
Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don't need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Friends and family are doing just fine.
Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks.
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They're just blowing sunshine up my skirt.
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!
I wish you'd