Bob Rivers I Fought The Lawn Lyrics

Grass grows fast in the hot sun
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

I want a riding mower but I got none
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
I fought the lawn and the lawn won

I lost my baby in a field of grass
I miss my honey bunch
She's the best girl that I ever had Got caught in the lawn and the lawn won
Got caught in the lawn and the lawn won

Ethel, Ethel, you in there sweetheart?
Don't worry honey, I'm comin' in for ya
And I'm bringing out the heavy artillary this time
Hey, lokk at that, my '62 Buick
Hey, another bumper and a new washing machine